The Caddiemaster title alone alludes to everything you need to know about the profession.
A Caddiemaster is scorned to recruit, coddle, and coerce a golf club's caddy program.
It is a must the Caddiemaster conspires effectively with the cold-blooded Golf Professional and his underling Stasi force. Together they can divide and conquer a caddieyard. They play a major role in their club membership's favorite games of domination and subjugation.
Unprofessionally trained per usual, caddie programs can bring riddance to slow play and significantly reduce the hours of golf round boredom.
It is a general rule of thumb, the more obtrusive a caddie program is the higher a golf club's repute becomes as a 1st class operation. Simply put, the scummier the caddieyard, the classier the club’s reputation is.
Every club has it's own specialized tactics of dehumanization for caddies to fall for, be sure to learn them quickly.
Choose your words wisely when dealing with the Caddiemaster. Anything you so much as mutter can and will be used against you.
The following questions may be only discerned using common sense. If you are caught asking the wrong person the following questions, you may loose everything:
- How, when, and where to report to work?
- How, when, and where to go and what to do?
- How, when, and where you will be compensated?
- How, when, and where to obtain information on anything?